“Vista is more secure than OS X”

Up is down. Black is white. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. We have always been at war with Eastasia.

My little sister kicks ass

My little sister Bridie got to interview David Cameron yesterday. Here are the results…

US General calls homosexuality ‘immoral’

To quote the immortal Bill Hicks, “Excuse me, aren’t you all a bunch of hired killers?”

Path to true happiness revealed?

Maybe I’m just being cynical, but did noone suggest that they just move out of Slough?

A long (but) good Friday

I am learning that, contrary to the Einstein-Hawking view of the universe, it turns out that it’s physically impossible to get out of the office at four.

On the other hand, having seen this, the first hopeful sign of Grand Theft Auto IV, at the very least there’s the chance to get blessed relief from boring reality! Hooray!

Will have to sell a kidney for a PS3 though.

Shatner Rules!

And in case you were in any doubt…