Five terrible life lessons Hollywood loves to teach us

2 07 2008

Just saw this post on Cracked.com (which is fast becoming a highlight of my RSS feed backlog every morning).

Something about this hit a nerve I think. I particularly liked the one about not having to take any initiative in life. Neo, Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, you can all go fuck yourself.

On the other hand, as far as risible life lessons go, nothing comes close to the entire premise of this film.





Never mind the Sarlacc Pit…

15 01 2008

This great lesson in pretentious overanalysis is as good an example as any of how Freud has a lot to answer for. Probably better to read the whole agonising essay, suffice it to say that the “small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port” line has taken on a whole new meaning.





Happy Birthday Star Wars! [Part 5]

26 05 2007

OK then, one more.





Happy Birthday Star Wars! [Part 4]

26 05 2007

OK, I really should stop now.





Happy Birthday Star Wars! [Part 3]

26 05 2007




Happy Birthday Star Wars! [Part 2]

26 05 2007




Happy Birthday Star Wars! [Part 1]

26 05 2007